Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics

Cant Fucking Wait

2008-08-05T01:01:00.001-07:00

I'm so psyched. It's been too long.

Happy Birthday.

2008-07-09T05:36:00.000-07:00

Today, July 9, my blog, Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics, has turned 1000.

Thanks to all you sad, unemployed loafers who have nothing better to do for keeping this blog alive and kicking until it could celebrate 1000 hits. I'm proud.

I want 10000 hits by next month.

Demanding, overlord husband, PackMule.

Invisible Ink Post.

2008-06-22T02:04:00.000-07:00

The rest of this post is written in invisible ink. Hold a candle close to the screen to read, or place the computer in the oven on 220 for 10-20 minutes.

DISCLAIMER: Do not sue me if your computer catches fire and results in a house fire, destroying all your un-insured, valuable property. Thank you.

Seriously Gullible, PackMule.

E-Bay: How To Improve Your Credit Card Debts

2008-05-23T04:22:00.000-07:00

I just brought EMG pickups from ebay to go with my sweet ESP Explorer.

It got me thinking. Why does stuff on ebay cost less than store bought stuff?

I hought long and had, but my inferior brain power came up with no answers (other than everyone that uses ebay is poverty stricken, so they think that $10 for a computer is a good deal).

What do all 4 of my shit-bored-still-living-with-their-parents-even-though-they-are-in-their-forties readers think?

I want to know. (not really, it's all talk).

Bye for now but not forever, PackMule.

Parting With Money Results In New Shit For PackMule

2008-05-08T03:05:00.000-07:00

Ladies and gentlemen.

This is where I spend my hard earned $$$.

Tasty guitars.

A nice, overlarge pic for you to enjoy.

I bought it, now what? PackMule.

Finally, The Drought Breaks

2008-04-13T04:14:00.000-07:00

Yes everyone, I have decided to, once again, sit at my computer, instead of being outside enjoying the sunshine, to fill your heads with useless triviallities and anecdotes.

Normally this is wherfe I launch into the boring start of whatever this post will be about. Not today. Today is different.

This post is about nothing.

This post is a parody of my normal, monotonous posts.

I hope you have enjoyed this break from monotony, I certainly have.

Asleep on the job, PackMule.

My Sweet Speakers etc.

2008-03-12T23:56:00.001-07:00

Just for you Tex. This is MY gear.

Worth a little over $5000

My Guitar

2008-03-09T19:25:00.000-07:00

$1600 later.

Now I just need a wireless transistor so I can play without wires everywhere.

PackMule Rides Again. Bald.

2008-03-07T03:33:00.000-08:00

Yes thats right, highly frustrated readers, I'm posting again.

I went through a period of bloggers-block, I'm sure we've all been there. But I'm back. Bigger. Better. The more efficient, 6 cylinder PackMule. Two days per gallon (of double strength esspresso).

This post is to recognise the event of my becoming bald. I decided to do shave for a cure for the lukemia research people. I raised them over $180, and I only get 10%. That's charity, folks.

I also decided to introduce my shit-heap of a school to Heavy-fucking-metal. Me and a mate played Metallica's Master of Puppets, the most bitching metal song since Holy Wars, in front of the whole school.

It went off. They moshed so bad it was like Live Shit: Binge & Purge all over again.

There we go. I've satisfied my ego, for now.

Anyway thats all for now. I might post again, might not. Depends if my anti-depressants perscription comes through or not.

Thank God, Elvis has left the building (and this world), PackMule.

Ain't Photoshop Wonderful

2008-02-15T02:43:00.000-08:00

RIQ Update

2008-01-10T23:59:00.000-08:00

Due to overwhelming requests ( someone entered) the closing date has been extended to the 27th of january 2008.

Suck my rock, PackMule

R-I-Q (rock intelligence quota) test

2008-01-05T00:44:00.000-08:00

I have prepared a test for all you metal fans out there.

You must name the bands that preformed the following songs.

1: Stone Cold Crazy
2: Hallowed Be Thy Name
3: Jailbait
4: Trapped Under Ice
5: Sweating Bullets
6: Am I Evil?
7: Blitzkreig
8: So Fucking What

Send your replies as emails to smee_heee@hotmail.com or as comments attatched to this post.
Set them out like this:

1:Band name
2:Band name
3:Band name
4:Band name
5:Band name
6:Band name
7:Band name
8:Band name

Add your email address so I can notify the winner.

!!!!!WARNING!!!!!

If any of you use the internet to pass this quiz, you are ugly cheapskates who's own mother doesn't love them.

Any wrongly set out emails will not be accepted.

The winner is the person who answers all questions correctly without using the internet (see above).

Enteries close on Saturday the 12th of January 2008. Any entries after this date are void.

Enjoy, PackMule

Merry X'Mas ETC.

2007-12-22T22:14:00.000-08:00

I have decided to supply myself with the above guitar related product for live and studio stuff.

Enjoy this over large picture.

I'll blog after Christmas.

Watch this space, PackMule.

Some Christmas Cheer.

2007-12-22T21:58:00.000-08:00

I will first apologise to anyone reading this post that believes in Santa: This post will shatter yor dreams like a crystal wine glass dropped off the top of the Empire State Building.

**************************************************************************

CONTINUE READING AT YOUR OWN RISK!

THIS POST CONTAINS MATERIAL THAT COULD CAUSE YOU TO PERFORATE YOUR BOWEL.

I recieved this in an email a few days ago. Enjoy.

There are approximately two billion children (persons under18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim,Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (accordingto the population reference bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming there is at least one good child in each.
Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000thof a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stocking, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh and get onto the next house. Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles,not counting bathroom stops or breaks.
This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second--3,000 timesthe speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man made vehicle,the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour. The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized LEGO set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousands tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that the 'flying' reindeer can pull 10 times the normal amount, the job can't be done with eight or even nine of them---Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons,or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch).
600,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance-this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer would adsorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reached the fifth house on his trip. Not that it matters, however,since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 m.p.s.in .001 seconds, would be subjected to acceleration forces of 17,000 g's.A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo.
Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now.

A field day for skeptics, PackMule.

Scare The Fuck Out Of Me

2007-12-18T22:19:00.000-08:00

I'm only writing here cos I don't have a fucking clue what I've been tagged to do.

The only weird shit thats happened to me was at my dads, friends house.

She claims to see ghost and shit.

Anyway, we where there and for abnout two hours their cat sat in the sxame spot staring at the wall.

after about an hour or so, I asked why the cat hadn't moved. She told me that it was watching the ghost that sat up against the wall.

Also, you get supposed "satanic messeges" when you play stairway to heaven backwards. Here is the url:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/stairway.

Here's the freaky part: Jimmy Page lived in a house that had previoussly been owned by a british satanist who believed that everyone should speak and understand english BACKWARDS. The house was called "The Toolshed" [cue twilight zone theme]

Also, there is a lyric in the song that goes "There's a sign on the door, but she wants to be sure, because sometimes words have two meanings"

Fucking freaky

Also, The Shining is fucking cool film.

Here is a wikipedia thing. Top 30 scariest horror film moments:

30. The Grudge
Karen (Sarah Michelle Gellar) is in the shower and a hand is in the back of her head.
29. Cape Fear
Max (Robert De Niro) tortures Lori (Illeana Douglas) and handcuffs her.
28. Cabin Fever
Marcy (Cerina Vincent) is shaving her legs, while also shaving off her skin.
27. Slither
Brenda (Brenda James) is impregnated, turns into a huge sphere, and eventually explodes.
26. Play Misty for Me
Evelyn (Jessica Walter) has her roommate Tobie (Donna Mills) held captive.
25. Red Eye
There wasn't exactly a specific moment explained in the film, but the film was talked about.
24. The Hand That Rocks The Cradle
Peyton (Rebecca De Mornay) goes into the baby's room, and breastfeeds it.
23. Manhunter
Francis Dolarhyde (Tom Noonan) holds Freddy Lounds (Stephen Lang) captive and shows him pictures of the families that he murdered.
22. American Psycho
Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale) kills Paul (Jared Leto) with an axe while obsessively talking about Huey Lewis and the News.
21. Dead Alive
A woman decomposes and pieces of her fall into bowls of porridge.
20. 2001: A Space Odyssey
Supercomputer HAL 9000 turns on the spaceship crew.
19. Fear
David (Mark Wahlberg) is standing at the door and yells at Steve (William Petersen), Nicole's father, to open it.
18. Army of Darkness
A pit monster jumps out of a wall.
17. Christine
A woman is in a car and wads of lights begin to flash while she chokes on a hamburger.
16. Saw II
Addison (Emmanuelle Vaugier) has her wrists sliced in the Razor Box Trap.
Part 2-
15. The Exorcism of Emily Rose
Father Moore (Tom Wilkinson) performs an exorcism on Emily (Jennifer Carpenter) in the farmhouse.
14. Scanners
A man is under a Scanner's telepathic power.
13. Dawn of the Dead
An infected woman gives birth to an infant zombie.
12. Wolf Creek
Liz (Cassandra Magrath) is stabbed in the back by Taylor (John Jarratt), and eventually paralyzed.
11. The Stepford Wives
Joanna (Katharine Ross) goes to Bobbie's house and stabs her, and Bobbie (Paula Prentiss) goes haywire.
10. Children of the Corn
Malachai (Courtney Gains) has a woman at knifepoint while screaming for the adults to come out.
09. Open Water
Daniel (Daniel Travis) is bitten in the leg.
08. Land of the Dead
The zombies swim underwater to invade a luxury skyscraper.
07. The Devil's Rejects
Otis (Bill Moseley) cuts out a man's face and puts it on his wife's face, and she runs outside until she is flattened by a truck.
06. Vertigo
Madeleine (Kim Novak) falls off a tower after a nun startles her.
05. Oldboy
Oh Dae-su (Choi Min-sik) cuts out his own tongue because he thinks he will earn someone's forgiveness.
04. Videodrome
Max (James Woods) shoots a man until meaty chunks rip out of his body.
03. Saw
The titular tool is used to cut off someone's foot.
02. A Clockwork Orange
Alex (Malcolm McDowell) rapes a woman in front of her husband while singing "Singin' in the Rain."
01. Hostel
Paxton (Jay Hernandez) gets revenge on The Dutch Businessman (Jan Vlasák).

Sleep well, and don't forget to check under your bed, PackMule.

The Post That Is More Recent Than The Last One

2007-12-10T18:01:00.000-08:00

There you go tex, THIS post is the more recent one.

I hope I haven't confused you too much.

The depression's going fine, PackMule

My Crowded Employment

2007-12-10T02:59:00.000-08:00

On friday the [insert date here] of december, I worked my first shift, on my first job ever. I spent a gruelling 3 hours in the deli department of a coles supermarket.

I learnt to serve ham, chicken, salad, to wash the chicken roasting machines. To serve customers, to wrap and slice and fold and stick and print food specific labels.

to price and lick and spit into the food cabinets and.......[insert sounds of a seriously messy and bloody stabbing here, lots of screams etc]

I'll just stop typing now, PackMule.

The Most Recent Post

2007-12-04T01:47:00.000-08:00

The title of this post is quite incorrect, as when I make a more recent post, the title of this post will become meaningless and confusing.

I'll just shut up now.

Apart from that, Not the Herald Sun has told me to start plugging my band so here is our masthead.
Our influences are Iron Maiden, Thin Lizzy, Led Zepplin, Metallica and Motorhead (I'm currently listening to "jailbait").

Suck Some Rock.

Yours sincerely wasting away, PackMule.

PS: If any of you fuck-tards out there take this masthead and do anything to it, you will wake up with your balls ( or not, whatever works for you chicks) in a vice.

It's THIN LIZZY

2007-11-30T23:21:00.000-08:00

As I was goin' over the Cork and Kerry mountains
I saw Captain Farrell and his money he was countin'
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier
I said stand and deliver or the devil he may take ya

Musha ring dum a doo dum a da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o

I took all of his money and it was a pretty penny
I took all of his money and I brought it home to Molly
She swore that she'd love me, never would she leave me
But the devil take that woman for you know she tricked me easy

Being drunk and weary I went to Molly's chamber
Takin' my money with me and I never knew the danger
For about six or maybe seven in walked Captain Farrell
I jumped up, fired off my pistols and I shot him with bothbarrels

Now some men like the fishin' and some men like the fowlin'
And some men like ta hear a cannon ball a roarin'
Me I like sleepin' specially in my Molly's chamber
But here I am in prison, here I am with a ball and chain yeah

This post is the result of an unimaginitive mind, PackMule.
This

Ahhhh, Summer

2007-11-26T21:48:00.000-08:00

As I write to all four of my readers on this fine tuesday, I wear shorts and eat a Coles BBQ chook with coleslaw (minus the bones). The air conditioning is on, and I drown in sweat.

The story of my life.

Anyway, just a few days ago I allowed my friend to rope me into a hairbrained scheme involving playing guitar and singing for some band thing he is doing. I agreed, as my own attempts to create a four piece to rival Metallica turned rapidly into a suicide mission- every man for himself!!!

We practice every weekend for some Battle of the Bands type comp in June next year. Hopefully some good covers and onr or two original ideas shall get us the grand prize of obscurity. Thus is the curse of living in a town with no live music scene.

Ahhh fuck it, PackMule.

Continental Post #16

2007-11-24T23:47:00.000-08:00

Today's post is in (drum roll) ... Italian.

L'alberino meraviglioso di oggi è interamente circa come una puntura smug ha vinto l'elezione federale 2007.

Sì, i thats radrizzano, Kevin Rudd; soltanto un po'meno gay che John Howard.

Acceso, che dice "ratifichi" attualmente. KeV, firmerete il protocollo de Kyoto.

Quale è soltanto un insieme della GUIDA DI RIFERIMENTO. Non è Una LEGGE REALE.

Wanker.

Inoltre, sono conduco a belive quel qualcuno che o parli Spagnolo, ma vivo in Australia, o le vite in un paese di lingua Spagnola possono preoccuparsi per leggere questo, in modo da la speranza completamente questo è in lingua madre dei someones.

Fino a che non smetta di essere cinico, PackMule

PS: Feel free to translate this.

And, yes Tex, I'm clinically depressed.

My Etymologist Father

2007-11-15T00:09:00.000-08:00

I learnt last night (while watching "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader" I'm ashamed to admit) that the word 'Blog' is a combination of the words 'Web' and 'Log'.

How interesting...?

Anyway, I am now entering the F.U.K season, when exams test the Fucking Useless Knowledge that we have aquired over the semester. I have already started "studying", which involves much more cleaning dirt out from under my nails and staring out the window than actual studying.

After the F.U.K period ends, I will be free to adress all four of my readers on a much more regular basis. On the topic of my number of readers, could anyone who has read my blog more than once leave a comment accompanying this post, then procceed to check yourself into your nearest funny farm. This should give me an idea of how many people read me.

I am an Indiana Jones fan, like many others out there, but I was disturbed when I found out that Harrison Ford (now 65) will be reprising his original role. I was worried that at his age, he should give up and just let THE MILITARY DEAL WITH THE NAZIS. THEY WIN ANYWAY. It would be sad if he had a heart attack whilst battling Hitler.

Just some house keeping, could "Not the Hearald Sun" stop shamlessly plugging his band. It's a BLOG not a POSTER BOARD. JUST STOP.

I'm already dead , so until I reincarnate, PackMule.

Newest Blog

2007-10-22T20:35:00.000-07:00

This is the second time I've written scince I have been back at school.

I apologise for my absence, the school has been overloading me.

With my work done I am free to tell you random useless facts and news.

The absences between my post can be explained by my Jekkel & Hyde like transformations.

It's fun, but makes for some difficult explanations so lets keep this our little secret.

Until I change again, Fucking PackMule

PackMule's Guides #3: Having A Good Week.

2007-10-11T01:41:00.000-07:00

From Sunday the 7th of October to Thursday the 11th of October, I have had Gastro Enteritis.

!!!NO FUN!!!

I spent much of that time sleeping or being violently ill.
I currently feel like a bag of old shit, but that aside I'm fine.

I have been busy recently, so I haven't been blogging as much as I shouldv'e been. Still, you haven't forgotten me...

Haven't you...?

Still read me,

I'll pay you, PackMule.

Come Get Some

2007-09-30T16:46:00.000-07:00

My family own a large amount of televisions, DVD's, video games, computers. We need YOUR help.

We want YOU to come and steal every thing YOU want from our house WHENEVER YOU would like to.

I'm a hobo, PackMule

Um, Yeah

2007-09-26T03:47:00.000-07:00

I got engaged!!!!!!!!!!

Quite cool I thought.

Your all invited to come gatecrash the reception on the 10/5/08.

I'm losing creativity

2007-09-20T20:25:00.000-07:00

My blogs are becoming less exciting.

I apologise for my lack of creativity.

Shit-bored, PackMule.

Approaching A Birthday

2007-09-18T20:51:00.000-07:00

My birthday (23/9 or 9/23 for you Americans) is fast approaching. Today being Wednesday, and my b'day on Sunday it is only a matter of time until I age another year. This new age should bestow me with new powers (legal and supernatural). I shall start out vowing to use these powers for good, but after a while I will bow to the dark side and use my powers for evil. Cucumbers will wither and die, leaving the Queen with no sandwich filling. All the Queens household and guests will die, causing mass rioting. Many will die in these riots, causing more riots until all the world is either rioting or dead.

On second thoughts, I don't want to turn 18.

Those poor cucumbers, PackMule.

Answerless Questions

2007-09-17T20:59:00.000-07:00

Dear Philosophy and History, I find your views interesting and if you have a blog like mine( or not, I don't care) I would like to know about it, as you all have interesting opinions.

Tell me, via a comment.

Pleased that at least someone reads this crap, PackMule.

Latin Post.

2007-09-13T20:24:00.000-07:00

Abyssus blog lector. Is stipes est in Latin , Lingua of Purpura , quoniam EGO felt amo is. Is est a valde insulting res loquor in Latin , tamen I'm certus ut illustrator populus amo vos moris reperio is ut obscoena.

Contemplor PackMule.

Robberyering

2007-09-09T20:20:00.000-07:00

On the weekend that we just had, I had over $1000 of CD's, $900 of PS2 games and the console. I'm really pissed off, because it was all my Metallica shit (Every album except ReLoad). The cops are 'doing their best' but really the cops are really lazy, like the rest of this fuckled system.

Still Pissed off with with this bent system, PackiMule.

Yes, A New Post From PackMule, The World Is Saved

2007-09-06T20:19:00.000-07:00

As I sit down at this computer to type a new post, I don't realise that the simple action of typing this post could, realistically change the COURSE OF HISTORY!!!!!!

Think about it logically.
A cronically depressed person, is google searching random blogs and finds mine.
He reads this post, and feels that he has something to live for (reading my blog).

He then goes to university (Melbourne Uni, the best in the world), becomes a medical scientist and eventually developes a drug to cure all viral diseases.

AIDS, Flu and many other viral strtains and diseases are cured and no one knows that this website is the instigator of the biggest turn-around in the world's history.

I now feel so much more important.

Saving the world, PackMule

( If you would like to change the world, please keep reading this website and making comments. One day I will make a post that inspires you to do something good. If that happens I will have done something worth-while, PackMule)

Gucci and Dis-Orientation

2007-09-04T20:24:00.000-07:00

I managed to get myself lost yesterday, when walking home. The town that I have lived in for my whole life is too small to get lost in, and yet I get lost, and end up at Myer's department Store (hence Gucci). From there I was able to orientate myself enough to get me home (even an hour late).

Bad Geography, PackMule

Cartoon Violence

2007-09-03T20:24:00.000-07:00

Cartoon violence is very prominent (and amusing) in todays society. Cartoons such as Family Guy, when Stewie shoots Brian in both knees and burns him with a flamthrower, because he owes him money.

In The Simpsons, violence occurrs all the time. Barely an episode goes by without Homer hurting himself, or some violent act commited.

Family Guy is extremely sexual as well. With Quagmire having sex an average of 3 times in an episode, and plenty of sexual situations, it makes pretty raunchy TV.

Completely celebate, PackMule

Game Show.

2007-09-02T20:38:00.000-07:00

In 25 words or less, describe how to play piano

Send your answers as a comment to this post. Leave your e-mail address, and I'll notify the winner.

Intellegence test, PackMule

Pictures

2007-09-02T20:34:00.001-07:00

Look whats happening to kid's TV today.

It's enough to make a kid cry, or to kill a horse.

Letters to the Editor

2007-09-02T20:21:00.000-07:00

I sent a letter to the Editor yesterday, and I was wondering: who is the Editor?

Seriously, who sits there, editing the paper, printing the letters we send in?
What if they are severely biased, opinionated arseholes?

What a boring job that would be.

Print that. Don't print that. Euuuuuh, print the first two lines of that.
Correct that spelling mistake. Make a change.
Make a change.
Make a change.
Make a change.

Beurocratic Wankers!

Fond of Politics, PackMule

Take Me To Your Leader

2007-08-29T20:36:00.000-07:00

Aliens.

UFO's

Roswell.

Area 51.

Aliens are part of pop-culture, thanks to movies such as E.T, Alien, The Thing, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, The War of the Worlds etc.

But do aliens really have their eyes on earth? Do they crash land? Was there alien autopsies conducted at Roswell?

"On an operating table in a small white room, a naked humanoid creature lies supine and inert--its stomach bulbous; its six fingers slightly curled; a deep, foot-long gash in its right leg. Two humans in white contamination suits circle the creature, slicing its chest, sawing its skull in half, removing internal organs. A third takes notes on a sheet of paper. Behind a window, a fourth person watches, hidden by a surgical mask. The only identifiable figure is the humanoid. Its face shows strain, perhaps pain. When the camera recording the event catches the creature's sightless gaze, an eerie poignance fills the chamber"

Thanks to TIME magazine for that extract. But I'm still not convinced.

"Hundreds of people claim to have been abducted by aliens, especially during in the 1980s. They were subjected to rape, experiments and implantations (see number 3), and other bodily intrusions. Several prominent researchers, including Harvard’s John Mack, supported the claims and wrote books about these victims."

HMMMMM. Sounds convincing, but I still don't believe this shite.

Maybe one more story...

"Is there a ufo cover up? Many people think that there is. Since the Roswell Ufo incident in 1947 many people feel that the army and certain parties of certain governments are hiding evidence found from ufo crashes and other ufo evidence. Another popular ufo crash was the Kecksburg ufo crash which raises too many questions to be disregarded. The army was seen hauling off something round and very large from the scene, and later denied removing something of that description from the site. Even many army personnel workers have reported being told to not tell anyone when they saw ufo's in the sky. At one incident several air force pilots witnessed several ufo crafts flying in the sky above them. The same day the commander told them all that they didn't see anything.

So many similar incidents exist, just turn on the Tv when such programs come on. If you have watched any of these programs you will find it hard to deny many of the cases presented and with good reason. I myself watched one this weekend which features over 80 police officers from the same county who were in different locations and all reported seeing flying saucers in the night sky with vivid descriptions, 80 police officers are bright and alert and wouldn't all report to seeing ufos if they were not pretty sure it was ufos. They would not want others to think they were crazy.

Could the army and government been hiding this ufo secret for so long. The answer is yes, and they are basically laughing in our faces. They fill us with nonsense about what the sightings actually were when they know that they were real. Millions of ufo sightings have been reported could all of them be wrong, impossible."

HMMMM.

Not convinced, PackMule.

(Titleless Post)

2007-08-28T20:31:00.000-07:00

This post lacks a title.

Maybe the title ran away?

Perhaps it never realised it's full potential?

Perhaps it sits on a dusty shelf, waiting for the day it will be used?

Maybe it never was?

Maybe it sits and waits for the day it can take it's revenge?

Maybe, Perhaps, Perhaps...

Stupuors and Weeding Gardens

2007-08-28T20:18:00.000-07:00

At my Toorak mansion on the weekend, I was experiencing Lethargic Enlightenment(or being extremely sleepy). In this stage I achieved many new states of mind, including the Viewing Many Hired Movies state, an extremely difficult state to acheive, the Cleaning Up The Garden state and the masterful Helping Dad Pull Out Weeds state.

Amongst all this enlightenment, I also ate my lunch and reviewed some lecture notes.

After all this excitement, I even found time for some Relaxing On The Couch state.

A Master in Lethargy, PackMule

Finals and Beer #2

2007-08-27T20:37:00.000-07:00

I lost 2/3.

After extra time and one round of penalties.

I'm pissed, PackMule

Self-Interview

2007-08-27T20:17:00.000-07:00

A:So, do you often waste time with frivolous self-interviews?
B:Well... only sometimes.

A:So you admit it?
B:No. You're drawing conclusions without any evidence.

A:You're accusing me?
B:No. There you go again, drawing conclusions without any evidence.

A:Are you Comunist?
B:You're trying to change the subject.

A:I'm not changing the subject, you are.
B:You're making false allagations.

A:Calm down.
B:I am calm.

A:Put down that knif...

A:ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

Finals and Beers

2007-08-27T00:24:00.000-07:00

I have my hockey grand final tonight and will be playing for a big, shiny cup and medal that says something like "Not the runners up" or "Much better than the other team".

There is no beer. THat was to get your hopes up.

A cool glass of Pilsner, PackMule

An anniversary, and wedding bells loom.

2007-08-26T20:20:00.000-07:00

Yes, today is the day that my blog turns one year old(minus 51 weeks). RUMOUR CONTROL:THe rumour is confirmed, my blog is marrying long-time partner, NOT THE HERALD SUN. The couple confirmed in a press conference today, that they, indeed were getting married. A romantic, French wedding is planned for some time in 2008.

All the stars will be there, from THe Queen, to Queen lead singer Freddie Mercury.

Excitement, PackMule

The Creed of Metal

2007-08-23T20:19:00.000-07:00

Here is my life values:

I believe in tne NWOBHM, and bands such as: Motorhead, Diamond Head and Metallica.

I believe in taking the piss out of every possible situation, and in being quick with a snide, but amusing, comment.

I believe in Lemmy, who has suffered under many woman, and drugs such as speed.

I believe in Jaymz, who plays the worlds best Thrash Metal.

In Saturday, the day for sleeping, rocking and getting seriously hammered.

In playing shows 7 days a week, without a break.

I believe in getting kicked out of pubs for playing to loud.

I don't believe in this bent system.

A-FUCKIN-MEN!!!

Poor Kid.

2007-08-22T20:53:00.001-07:00

I'm a poor, sick, twisted child

Ignore my last post

2007-08-22T20:27:00.000-07:00

My last post, the 'blogging sucks' one was typed by my friend. This gives me some new material to talk about.

Friend, Compadre, pal, amigo, buddy, mate, brother from another mother. Dictionary.com says a friend is: 'a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard'. 'Feelings of affection'. A girlfriend perhaps. Or boyfriend, I'm not homophobic (assuming that you are a man). Friends are very usef ul. You can crash at their house when your landlord (or woman) kicks you out. You can borrow money off them. You can steal their girl (I'm not reccomending that, but hey, I'm not your mother).

This is all I can tell you about friends, without getting abusive.

Until I die, PackMule

Blogs. Waste of Space or Informative???

2007-08-21T20:42:00.000-07:00

Blogs waste internet space>
Don't read them.

PackMule

Random (as much blogging is) post

2007-08-21T01:14:00.000-07:00

This cartoon (should I say CARROT-oon ha ha ha) is totally random, but quite amusing, as the carrot that is lying down appears to be in great pain doing something trendy (in this case, laser surgery). This makes a stetment about society. Even though the carrot doesn't need the eye surgery, he gets it because its trendy.

Sorry to get all important on you but i felt that it ws needed. I really just think it's amusing.

Mi casa est mi casa, no su casa

I was addicted to life until my Mum told me that all addictions are bad.

All the best, PackMule

My friend, Hard Rock

2007-08-20T20:40:00.000-07:00

Heavy Metal, the most miss-understood form of music. As a serious Metalli-Banger, I feel that my sole purpose in life is to rock out. HARD!!! THe pupose of this blog is not to inform you. It's not to influence you. Its to talk to you about hard rock. Well you might absorb some information, but it can't hurt (much). Heavy Metal in america, came about after NWOBHM (new wave of british heavy metal) from the 70's. This includes such bands as Iron Maiden, Motorhead, Diamond Head, Anti-Nowhere League (a British Punk band that got their first single banned in 1980, because it was to offensive, needless to say, I love them). All these bands are like gods of hard rock.

Sweet hearing damage, PackMule

Yet again, commercial TV wastes our time

2007-08-20T20:19:00.000-07:00

AS we sit down to watch Australian Idol or ABC sell-outs Kath and Kim, we are not getting our standard programming. Comercial tv wastes up to a third of their time slots by filling them with ads. For example, an episode of The Simpsons, which my TV guide tells me goes for 30 minutes, actually is comprised of ten minutes of ads. Not only are our programmes ad-packed, but they are ad obsessed. I saw the same ad 4 times in one ad break. No matter how many times I see the ad, it doesn't make me want to buy your shitty quality car. Forcing your product down the public's throat will not make them buy it. I feel that comercial TV should only be allowed to shopw an ad once an ad break.

My impossible quest continues.

Mucho Difficulto, PackMule

A Dictionary of terms and words

2007-08-20T00:29:00.000-07:00

Here are some funny words and definitions that I have encountered during my lifetime. I think them funny and a worthy first post.

Happiness-The period of life before marrige.

Slavery-The period of time after marrige (this ends at divorce, but will re-kindle should one re-marry)

Love-A device invented by bank managers to make people overdrawn

Abliguration-To spend an inconcievable amount of money on grocery shopping

Deglutition-The act of swallowing

Avatrol-A bastard(born out of wedlock)

I hope that you find these words/terms useful and try to use them in everyday talk.
Some food for thought: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood???
Hmmm. How much indeed...