I'm so psyched. It's been too long.
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Happy Birthday.
Today, July 9, my blog, Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics, has turned 1000.
Thanks to all you sad, unemployed loafers who have nothing better to do for keeping this blog alive and kicking until it could celebrate 1000 hits. I'm proud.
I want 10000 hits by next month.
Demanding, overlord husband, PackMule.
Thanks to all you sad, unemployed loafers who have nothing better to do for keeping this blog alive and kicking until it could celebrate 1000 hits. I'm proud.
I want 10000 hits by next month.
Demanding, overlord husband, PackMule.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Invisible Ink Post.
The rest of this post is written in invisible ink. Hold a candle close to the screen to read, or place the computer in the oven on 220 for 10-20 minutes.
DISCLAIMER: Do not sue me if your computer catches fire and results in a house fire, destroying all your un-insured, valuable property. Thank you.
Seriously Gullible, PackMule.
DISCLAIMER: Do not sue me if your computer catches fire and results in a house fire, destroying all your un-insured, valuable property. Thank you.
Seriously Gullible, PackMule.
Friday, May 23, 2008
E-Bay: How To Improve Your Credit Card Debts
I just brought EMG pickups from ebay to go with my sweet ESP Explorer.
It got me thinking. Why does stuff on ebay cost less than store bought stuff?
I hought long and had, but my inferior brain power came up with no answers (other than everyone that uses ebay is poverty stricken, so they think that $10 for a computer is a good deal).
What do all 4 of my shit-bored-still-living-with-their-parents-even-though-they-are-in-their-forties readers think?
I want to know. (not really, it's all talk).
Bye for now but not forever, PackMule.
It got me thinking. Why does stuff on ebay cost less than store bought stuff?
I hought long and had, but my inferior brain power came up with no answers (other than everyone that uses ebay is poverty stricken, so they think that $10 for a computer is a good deal).
What do all 4 of my shit-bored-still-living-with-their-parents-even-though-they-are-in-their-forties readers think?
I want to know. (not really, it's all talk).
Bye for now but not forever, PackMule.
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Parting With Money Results In New Shit For PackMule
Ladies and gentlemen.
This is where I spend my hard earned $$$.
Tasty guitars.
A nice, overlarge pic for you to enjoy.
I bought it, now what? PackMule.
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Finally, The Drought Breaks
Yes everyone, I have decided to, once again, sit at my computer, instead of being outside enjoying the sunshine, to fill your heads with useless triviallities and anecdotes.
Normally this is wherfe I launch into the boring start of whatever this post will be about. Not today. Today is different.
This post is about nothing.
This post is a parody of my normal, monotonous posts.
I hope you have enjoyed this break from monotony, I certainly have.
Asleep on the job, PackMule.
Normally this is wherfe I launch into the boring start of whatever this post will be about. Not today. Today is different.
This post is about nothing.
This post is a parody of my normal, monotonous posts.
I hope you have enjoyed this break from monotony, I certainly have.
Asleep on the job, PackMule.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Sunday, March 9, 2008
My Guitar
$1600 later.
Now I just need a wireless transistor so I can play without wires everywhere.
Friday, March 7, 2008
PackMule Rides Again. Bald.
Yes thats right, highly frustrated readers, I'm posting again.
I went through a period of bloggers-block, I'm sure we've all been there. But I'm back. Bigger. Better. The more efficient, 6 cylinder PackMule. Two days per gallon (of double strength esspresso).
This post is to recognise the event of my becoming bald. I decided to do shave for a cure for the lukemia research people. I raised them over $180, and I only get 10%. That's charity, folks.
I also decided to introduce my shit-heap of a school to Heavy-fucking-metal. Me and a mate played Metallica's Master of Puppets, the most bitching metal song since Holy Wars, in front of the whole school.
It went off. They moshed so bad it was like Live Shit: Binge & Purge all over again.
There we go. I've satisfied my ego, for now.
Anyway thats all for now. I might post again, might not. Depends if my anti-depressants perscription comes through or not.
Thank God, Elvis has left the building (and this world), PackMule.
I went through a period of bloggers-block, I'm sure we've all been there. But I'm back. Bigger. Better. The more efficient, 6 cylinder PackMule. Two days per gallon (of double strength esspresso).
This post is to recognise the event of my becoming bald. I decided to do shave for a cure for the lukemia research people. I raised them over $180, and I only get 10%. That's charity, folks.
I also decided to introduce my shit-heap of a school to Heavy-fucking-metal. Me and a mate played Metallica's Master of Puppets, the most bitching metal song since Holy Wars, in front of the whole school.
It went off. They moshed so bad it was like Live Shit: Binge & Purge all over again.
There we go. I've satisfied my ego, for now.
Anyway thats all for now. I might post again, might not. Depends if my anti-depressants perscription comes through or not.
Thank God, Elvis has left the building (and this world), PackMule.
Friday, February 15, 2008
Thursday, January 10, 2008
RIQ Update
Due to overwhelming requests ( someone entered) the closing date has been extended to the 27th of january 2008.
Suck my rock, PackMule
Suck my rock, PackMule
Saturday, January 5, 2008
R-I-Q (rock intelligence quota) test
I have prepared a test for all you metal fans out there.
You must name the bands that preformed the following songs.
1: Stone Cold Crazy
2: Hallowed Be Thy Name
3: Jailbait
4: Trapped Under Ice
5: Sweating Bullets
6: Am I Evil?
7: Blitzkreig
8: So Fucking What
Send your replies as emails to smee_heee@hotmail.com or as comments attatched to this post.
Set them out like this:
1:Band name
2:Band name
3:Band name
4:Band name
5:Band name
6:Band name
7:Band name
8:Band name
Add your email address so I can notify the winner.
!!!!!WARNING!!!!!
If any of you use the internet to pass this quiz, you are ugly cheapskates who's own mother doesn't love them.
Any wrongly set out emails will not be accepted.
The winner is the person who answers all questions correctly without using the internet (see above).
Enteries close on Saturday the 12th of January 2008. Any entries after this date are void.
Enjoy, PackMule
You must name the bands that preformed the following songs.
1: Stone Cold Crazy
2: Hallowed Be Thy Name
3: Jailbait
4: Trapped Under Ice
5: Sweating Bullets
6: Am I Evil?
7: Blitzkreig
8: So Fucking What
Send your replies as emails to smee_heee@hotmail.com or as comments attatched to this post.
Set them out like this:
1:Band name
2:Band name
3:Band name
4:Band name
5:Band name
6:Band name
7:Band name
8:Band name
Add your email address so I can notify the winner.
!!!!!WARNING!!!!!
If any of you use the internet to pass this quiz, you are ugly cheapskates who's own mother doesn't love them.
Any wrongly set out emails will not be accepted.
The winner is the person who answers all questions correctly without using the internet (see above).
Enteries close on Saturday the 12th of January 2008. Any entries after this date are void.
Enjoy, PackMule
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