My birthday (23/9 or 9/23 for you Americans) is fast approaching. Today being Wednesday, and my b'day on Sunday it is only a matter of time until I age another year. This new age should bestow me with new powers (legal and supernatural). I shall start out vowing to use these powers for good, but after a while I will bow to the dark side and use my powers for evil. Cucumbers will wither and die, leaving the Queen with no sandwich filling. All the Queens household and guests will die, causing mass rioting. Many will die in these riots, causing more riots until all the world is either rioting or dead.
On second thoughts, I don't want to turn 18.
Those poor cucumbers, PackMule.
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