Come Get Some

My family own a large amount of televisions, DVD's, video games, computers. We need YOUR help.

We want YOU to come and steal every thing YOU want from our house WHENEVER YOU would like to.

I'm a hobo, PackMule

Um, Yeah

I got engaged!!!!!!!!!!

Quite cool I thought.

Your all invited to come gatecrash the reception on the 10/5/08.

I'm losing creativity

My blogs are becoming less exciting.

I apologise for my lack of creativity.

Shit-bored, PackMule.

Approaching A Birthday

My birthday (23/9 or 9/23 for you Americans) is fast approaching. Today being Wednesday, and my b'day on Sunday it is only a matter of time until I age another year. This new age should bestow me with new powers (legal and supernatural). I shall start out vowing to use these powers for good, but after a while I will bow to the dark side and use my powers for evil. Cucumbers will wither and die, leaving the Queen with no sandwich filling. All the Queens household and guests will die, causing mass rioting. Many will die in these riots, causing more riots until all the world is either rioting or dead.


On second thoughts, I don't want to turn 18.

Those poor cucumbers, PackMule.

Answerless Questions

Dear Philosophy and History, I find your views interesting and if you have a blog like mine( or not, I don't care) I would like to know about it, as you all have interesting opinions.

Tell me, via a comment.

Pleased that at least someone reads this crap, PackMule.

Latin Post.

Abyssus blog lector. Is stipes est in Latin , Lingua of Purpura , quoniam EGO felt amo is. Is est a valde insulting res loquor in Latin , tamen I'm certus ut illustrator populus amo vos moris reperio is ut obscoena.

Contemplor PackMule.

Robberyering

On the weekend that we just had, I had over $1000 of CD's, $900 of PS2 games and the console. I'm really pissed off, because it was all my Metallica shit (Every album except ReLoad). The cops are 'doing their best' but really the cops are really lazy, like the rest of this fuckled system.

Still Pissed off with with this bent system, PackiMule.

Yes, A New Post From PackMule, The World Is Saved

As I sit down at this computer to type a new post, I don't realise that the simple action of typing this post could, realistically change the COURSE OF HISTORY!!!!!!

Think about it logically.
A cronically depressed person, is google searching random blogs and finds mine.
He reads this post, and feels that he has something to live for (reading my blog).

He then goes to university (Melbourne Uni, the best in the world), becomes a medical scientist and eventually developes a drug to cure all viral diseases.

AIDS, Flu and many other viral strtains and diseases are cured and no one knows that this website is the instigator of the biggest turn-around in the world's history.

I now feel so much more important.

Saving the world, PackMule

( If you would like to change the world, please keep reading this website and making comments. One day I will make a post that inspires you to do something good. If that happens I will have done something worth-while, PackMule)

Gucci and Dis-Orientation

I managed to get myself lost yesterday, when walking home. The town that I have lived in for my whole life is too small to get lost in, and yet I get lost, and end up at Myer's department Store (hence Gucci). From there I was able to orientate myself enough to get me home (even an hour late).

Bad Geography, PackMule

Cartoon Violence

Cartoon violence is very prominent (and amusing) in todays society. Cartoons such as Family Guy, when Stewie shoots Brian in both knees and burns him with a flamthrower, because he owes him money.

In The Simpsons, violence occurrs all the time. Barely an episode goes by without Homer hurting himself, or some violent act commited.

Family Guy is extremely sexual as well. With Quagmire having sex an average of 3 times in an episode, and plenty of sexual situations, it makes pretty raunchy TV.


Completely celebate, PackMule

Game Show.

In 25 words or less, describe how to play piano

Send your answers as a comment to this post. Leave your e-mail address, and I'll notify the winner.

Intellegence test, PackMule

Pictures

Look whats happening to kid's TV today.

It's enough to make a kid cry, or to kill a horse.

Letters to the Editor

I sent a letter to the Editor yesterday, and I was wondering: who is the Editor?

Seriously, who sits there, editing the paper, printing the letters we send in?
What if they are severely biased, opinionated arseholes?

What a boring job that would be.

Print that. Don't print that. Euuuuuh, print the first two lines of that.
Correct that spelling mistake. Make a change.
Make a change.
Make a change.
Make a change.

Beurocratic Wankers!

Fond of Politics, PackMule