Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Take Me To Your Leader



Aliens.

UFO's

Roswell.

Area 51.

Aliens are part of pop-culture, thanks to movies such as E.T, Alien, The Thing, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, The War of the Worlds etc.

But do aliens really have their eyes on earth? Do they crash land? Was there alien autopsies conducted at Roswell?

"On an operating table in a small white room, a naked humanoid creature lies supine and inert--its stomach bulbous; its six fingers slightly curled; a deep, foot-long gash in its right leg. Two humans in white contamination suits circle the creature, slicing its chest, sawing its skull in half, removing internal organs. A third takes notes on a sheet of paper. Behind a window, a fourth person watches, hidden by a surgical mask. The only identifiable figure is the humanoid. Its face shows strain, perhaps pain. When the camera recording the event catches the creature's sightless gaze, an eerie poignance fills the chamber"

Thanks to TIME magazine for that extract. But I'm still not convinced.

"Hundreds of people claim to have been abducted by aliens, especially during in the 1980s. They were subjected to rape, experiments and implantations (see number 3), and other bodily intrusions. Several prominent researchers, including Harvard’s John Mack, supported the claims and wrote books about these victims."

HMMMMM. Sounds convincing, but I still don't believe this shite.

Maybe one more story...

"Is there a ufo cover up? Many people think that there is. Since the Roswell Ufo incident in 1947 many people feel that the army and certain parties of certain governments are hiding evidence found from ufo crashes and other ufo evidence. Another popular ufo crash was the Kecksburg ufo crash which raises too many questions to be disregarded. The army was seen hauling off something round and very large from the scene, and later denied removing something of that description from the site. Even many army personnel workers have reported being told to not tell anyone when they saw ufo's in the sky. At one incident several air force pilots witnessed several ufo crafts flying in the sky above them. The same day the commander told them all that they didn't see anything.

So many similar incidents exist, just turn on the Tv when such programs come on. If you have watched any of these programs you will find it hard to deny many of the cases presented and with good reason. I myself watched one this weekend which features over 80 police officers from the same county who were in different locations and all reported seeing flying saucers in the night sky with vivid descriptions, 80 police officers are bright and alert and wouldn't all report to seeing ufos if they were not pretty sure it was ufos. They would not want others to think they were crazy.

Could the army and government been hiding this ufo secret for so long. The answer is yes, and they are basically laughing in our faces. They fill us with nonsense about what the sightings actually were when they know that they were real. Millions of ufo sightings have been reported could all of them be wrong, impossible."


HMMMM.

Not convinced, PackMule.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

(Titleless Post)

This post lacks a title.

Maybe the title ran away?

Perhaps it never realised it's full potential?

Perhaps it sits on a dusty shelf, waiting for the day it will be used?

Maybe it never was?

Maybe it sits and waits for the day it can take it's revenge?

Maybe, Perhaps, Perhaps...

Stupuors and Weeding Gardens

At my Toorak mansion on the weekend, I was experiencing Lethargic Enlightenment(or being extremely sleepy). In this stage I achieved many new states of mind, including the Viewing Many Hired Movies state, an extremely difficult state to acheive, the Cleaning Up The Garden state and the masterful Helping Dad Pull Out Weeds state.

Amongst all this enlightenment, I also ate my lunch and reviewed some lecture notes.

After all this excitement, I even found time for some Relaxing On The Couch state.

A Master in Lethargy, PackMule

Monday, August 27, 2007

Finals and Beer #2

I lost 2/3.

After extra time and one round of penalties.


I'm pissed, PackMule

Self-Interview

A:So, do you often waste time with frivolous self-interviews?
B:Well... only sometimes.

A:So you admit it?
B:No. You're drawing conclusions without any evidence.

A:You're accusing me?
B:No. There you go again, drawing conclusions without any evidence.

A:Are you Comunist?
B:You're trying to change the subject.

A:I'm not changing the subject, you are.
B:You're making false allagations.

A:Calm down.
B:I am calm.

A:Put down that knif...

A:ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

Finals and Beers

I have my hockey grand final tonight and will be playing for a big, shiny cup and medal that says something like "Not the runners up" or "Much better than the other team".

There is no beer. THat was to get your hopes up.

A cool glass of Pilsner, PackMule

Sunday, August 26, 2007

An anniversary, and wedding bells loom.

Yes, today is the day that my blog turns one year old(minus 51 weeks). RUMOUR CONTROL:THe rumour is confirmed, my blog is marrying long-time partner, NOT THE HERALD SUN. The couple confirmed in a press conference today, that they, indeed were getting married. A romantic, French wedding is planned for some time in 2008.

All the stars will be there, from THe Queen, to Queen lead singer Freddie Mercury.

Excitement, PackMule

Thursday, August 23, 2007

The Creed of Metal

Here is my life values:

I believe in tne NWOBHM, and bands such as: Motorhead, Diamond Head and Metallica.

I believe in taking the piss out of every possible situation, and in being quick with a snide, but amusing, comment.

I believe in Lemmy, who has suffered under many woman, and drugs such as speed.

I believe in Jaymz, who plays the worlds best Thrash Metal.

In Saturday, the day for sleeping, rocking and getting seriously hammered.

In playing shows 7 days a week, without a break.

I believe in getting kicked out of pubs for playing to loud.

I don't believe in this bent system.

A-FUCKIN-MEN!!!

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Poor Kid.

I'm a poor, sick, twisted child

Ignore my last post

My last post, the 'blogging sucks' one was typed by my friend. This gives me some new material to talk about.

Friend, Compadre, pal, amigo, buddy, mate, brother from another mother. Dictionary.com says a friend is: 'a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard'. 'Feelings of affection'. A girlfriend perhaps. Or boyfriend, I'm not homophobic (assuming that you are a man). Friends are very usef ul. You can crash at their house when your landlord (or woman) kicks you out. You can borrow money off them. You can steal their girl (I'm not reccomending that, but hey, I'm not your mother).

This is all I can tell you about friends, without getting abusive.

Until I die, PackMule

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Blogs. Waste of Space or Informative???

Blogs waste internet space>
Don't read them.

PackMule

Random (as much blogging is) post




This cartoon (should I say CARROT-oon ha ha ha) is totally random, but quite amusing, as the carrot that is lying down appears to be in great pain doing something trendy (in this case, laser surgery). This makes a stetment about society. Even though the carrot doesn't need the eye surgery, he gets it because its trendy.

Sorry to get all important on you but i felt that it ws needed. I really just think it's amusing.

Mi casa est mi casa, no su casa

I was addicted to life until my Mum told me that all addictions are bad.

All the best, PackMule

Monday, August 20, 2007

My friend, Hard Rock

Heavy Metal, the most miss-understood form of music. As a serious Metalli-Banger, I feel that my sole purpose in life is to rock out. HARD!!! THe pupose of this blog is not to inform you. It's not to influence you. Its to talk to you about hard rock. Well you might absorb some information, but it can't hurt (much). Heavy Metal in america, came about after NWOBHM (new wave of british heavy metal) from the 70's. This includes such bands as Iron Maiden, Motorhead, Diamond Head, Anti-Nowhere League (a British Punk band that got their first single banned in 1980, because it was to offensive, needless to say, I love them). All these bands are like gods of hard rock.

Sweet hearing damage, PackMule

Yet again, commercial TV wastes our time

AS we sit down to watch Australian Idol or ABC sell-outs Kath and Kim, we are not getting our standard programming. Comercial tv wastes up to a third of their time slots by filling them with ads. For example, an episode of The Simpsons, which my TV guide tells me goes for 30 minutes, actually is comprised of ten minutes of ads. Not only are our programmes ad-packed, but they are ad obsessed. I saw the same ad 4 times in one ad break. No matter how many times I see the ad, it doesn't make me want to buy your shitty quality car. Forcing your product down the public's throat will not make them buy it. I feel that comercial TV should only be allowed to shopw an ad once an ad break.

My impossible quest continues.

Mucho Difficulto, PackMule

A Dictionary of terms and words

Here are some funny words and definitions that I have encountered during my lifetime. I think them funny and a worthy first post.

Happiness-The period of life before marrige.

Slavery-The period of time after marrige (this ends at divorce, but will re-kindle should one re-marry)

Love-A device invented by bank managers to make people overdrawn

Abliguration-To spend an inconcievable amount of money on grocery shopping

Deglutition-The act of swallowing

Avatrol-A bastard(born out of wedlock)


I hope that you find these words/terms useful and try to use them in everyday talk.
Some food for thought: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood???
Hmmm. How much indeed...