Cant Fucking Wait

I'm so psyched. It's been too long.

Happy Birthday.

Today, July 9, my blog, Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics, has turned 1000.

Thanks to all you sad, unemployed loafers who have nothing better to do for keeping this blog alive and kicking until it could celebrate 1000 hits. I'm proud.



I want 10000 hits by next month.

Demanding, overlord husband, PackMule.

Invisible Ink Post.

The rest of this post is written in invisible ink. Hold a candle close to the screen to read, or place the computer in the oven on 220 for 10-20 minutes.

DISCLAIMER: Do not sue me if your computer catches fire and results in a house fire, destroying all your un-insured, valuable property. Thank you.



















Seriously Gullible, PackMule.

E-Bay: How To Improve Your Credit Card Debts

I just brought EMG pickups from ebay to go with my sweet ESP Explorer.

It got me thinking. Why does stuff on ebay cost less than store bought stuff?

I hought long and had, but my inferior brain power came up with no answers (other than everyone that uses ebay is poverty stricken, so they think that $10 for a computer is a good deal).

What do all 4 of my shit-bored-still-living-with-their-parents-even-though-they-are-in-their-forties readers think?

I want to know. (not really, it's all talk).

Bye for now but not forever, PackMule.

Parting With Money Results In New Shit For PackMule

Ladies and gentlemen.

This is where I spend my hard earned $$$.

Tasty guitars.

A nice, overlarge pic for you to enjoy.

I bought it, now what? PackMule.

Finally, The Drought Breaks

Yes everyone, I have decided to, once again, sit at my computer, instead of being outside enjoying the sunshine, to fill your heads with useless triviallities and anecdotes.

Normally this is wherfe I launch into the boring start of whatever this post will be about. Not today. Today is different.

This post is about nothing.

This post is a parody of my normal, monotonous posts.

I hope you have enjoyed this break from monotony, I certainly have.

Asleep on the job, PackMule.

My Sweet Speakers etc.

Just for you Tex. This is MY gear.

Worth a little over $5000